DOGS DON'T WEAR PANTS - LE
DOGS DON'T WEAR PANTS - LE
Exclusive Website Pre-Release date: 24 May 2021
Limited Edition Blu-ray (World Blu-ray Premiere)
After its debut at Cannes Director's Fortnight 2019, Director and writer J-P Valkeapää's third feature film travelled across the world wowing film festival audiences and winning multiple awards.
The story follows Juha – a successful neurosurgeon - who develops an unexpected but powerful connection with a dominatrix named Mona, following a tragic event in his life that has left him emotionally paralyzed. His dangerous addiction to suffocation is reciprocated by Mona leading them both down a wild and crazy path towards emotional enlightenment. Dogs Don’t Wear Pants is a darkly humorous story of loss, love and the sweet pain of being.
LIMITED EDITION BLU-RAY SPECIAL FEATURES
High Definition presentation
Classified fully uncut by the BBFC
Original 5.1 surround sound
Newly recorded in-depth interview with writer-director J-P Valkeapää (2020, 20 mins):
Newly filmed interviews with the films stars: Krista Kosonon and Pekka Strang
MK3D audio interview with film critic Mark Kermode
English language audio commentary by writer-director J-P Valkeapää
- Storyboard to screen comparisons
- Downloadable storyboards for the entire film
- Behind the scenes stills gallery
Optional English translation subtitles
Limited edition exclusive 24-page booklet containing new writing on the film by Anna Bogutskaya and Evrim Ersoy, and film credits
Limited edition of 3,000 copies
BBFC cert: 18
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